healthy never looked so dangerous.
WELCOME TO THE DAILY DOOM.
Forget pills. Forget gummy bears pretending to be healthy.
This is your new daily ritual: a soft-baked multivitamin cookie that slaps harder than your morning espresso.
Loaded with real nutrients, wrapped in chaotic energy, and built for the people who want wellness without the cringe.
Throw it in your bag. Crush it after the gym. Buy it with your morning coffee.
Just one cookie a day… and you’ve officially entered Doom Mode.